Zombie Pigs

April 16, 2019

So this article notification popped up on our phones from the New York times the other day…

A few points:

  1. “Partly alive” has got to win for the best euphamism of the year to date
  2. Also… umm, that’s called a zombie my friends.
  3. You made zombies.
  4. Zombie pigs actually.
  5. Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they never stopped to ask if they should.
  6. No scientists. No, you should not have invented zombie pigs.
  7. Based on what happened last time, this is not going to end well.1

  1. Why yes, we do have truly excellent cinematic taste, thank you. ↩

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